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The Hub’s Grand Re-Opening is a Hit

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The Sauce is SPICY: A Fire at Bentos

9 January 2024 Eightysix
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The Hub’s Grand Re-Opening is a Hit

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9 January 2024 Eightysix
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Rockford: The Music Capital of Los Santos

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The Hub’s Grand Re-Opening is a Hit
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Rockford: The Music Capital of Los Santos
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Rockford: The Music Capital of Los Santos
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Bando, or Bandon’t?
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The Sonnen Saga
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The Hub’s Grand Re-Opening is a Hit

13 January 2024 Eightysix

The Hub’s grand re-opening was tonight, and the turn out for the event was fantastic. Fully staffed and prepared for a busy night, the The Hub was at its best,…

Natural Disaster

The Sauce is SPICY: A Fire at Bentos

9 January 2024 Eightysix

Tonight, beloved Bentos restaurant off of Eclipse caught fire. Several SAFR vehicles and LSPD arrived on the scene to a fire blazing from the roof and visible from down the…

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Rockford: The Music Capital of Los Santos

8 January 2024 Eightysix

It began with KOKORO. Even in the times before Mutiny, the harshest cyber attack on the city, music has been a part of the Los Santos Lifestyle. Artists like Lulu…

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The Sonnen Saga

8 January 2024 Eightysix

Well, well, well. Here we are at the start of the new year at Los Santos Diatribes, and we’re reporting and rehashing some old news. Let’s start with the new…

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The Day The Music Was Reborn

5 September 2023 Eightysix

Behind an unassuming building just outside of Vinewood, recognizable currently only by its satellites and blinking radio tower, lies Euphoric FM and the brilliant minds behind it. Not to be…

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Who’s The Memest One of All?

24 August 2023 Eightysix

Let’s do a late-night roundup, shall we? Barry (Hill? Grimes?) was kidnapped tonight by former SAFA Adminis-something (I don’t have the official title) Blair Sonnen tonight out at Route 68.…

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The Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore (Or is it?)

16 July 2023 Eightysix

As most people know, clowns populate the city of Los Santos– and I don’t just mean politicians, but real face-painted, stripe-wearing clowns. One clown quite well known to the city…

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The Hydra of News

14 July 2023 Eightysix

So, let’s get right into it- we’re fortunate enough that Los Santos has not one, not two, but THREE major publications hitting you with all the local news and juicy…

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Public Works Deals with a Public Menace

1 June 2023 Eightysix

As anyone working with the general public (and especially in the government) knows, these jobs can be especially dangerous. For Public Works, this typically means exploding cars, reckless drivers, and…

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A Necessary Evil: by Candace Hillroy

29 May 2023 Eightysix

LSD note: It’s a rare treat to have a guest writer submit such an important opinion piece. Without further ado, enjoy this piece by guest writer Candace Hillroy. As a…

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Disclaimer: Many of these articles are sensationalized for entertainment purposes. Additionally, you may find articles that fall under the category of "Opinion" and are the opinions of that author and not necessarily a reflection of any singular group, entity, or LSD as a whole

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