The Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore (Or is it?)

As most people know, clowns populate the city of Los Santos– and I don’t just mean politicians, but real face-painted, stripe-wearing clowns. One clown quite well known to the city is Daisy, and she lives near the pier in Los Santos.

Now, much like bees, bears, and door-to-door salesmen, clowns also can smell fear and will act on it– much like Viper Pride found out this evening when they came face to face with Daisy herself.

Viper gave us minute-to-minute updates via the bluebird of news (Twitter), frantically tweeting that Daisy was chasing her. In good jest (and since clowns enjoy jokes) I asked if Viper had told Daisy it was ‘knife to meet her’.

Unfortunately, Daisy pulled a knife, a chainsaw, or an alleged hedge trimmer and continued to pursue Viper, with a few others asking if help was needed and where Viper’s location was so they could render aid.

At the last update, Viper Pride was safe and whole.

Remember Los Santos- If you happen to run into Daisy or her boyfriend Bingo (or any other actual clowns), be sure you offer candy and don’t run– they smell fear.