{"id":84,"date":"2023-07-16T18:55:15","date_gmt":"2023-07-16T22:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/?p=84"},"modified":"2024-01-09T18:58:49","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T23:58:49","slug":"the-joke-isnt-funny-anymore-or-is-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/16\/the-joke-isnt-funny-anymore-or-is-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joke Isn&#8217;t Funny Anymore (Or is it?)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As most people know, clowns populate the city of Los Santos&#8211; and I don&#8217;t just mean politicians, but real face-painted, stripe-wearing clowns. One clown quite well known to the city is Daisy, and she lives near the pier in Los Santos.<br><br>Now, much like bees, bears, and door-to-door salesmen, clowns also can smell fear and will act on it&#8211; much like Viper Pride found out this evening when they came face to face with Daisy herself.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"350\" height=\"256\" src=\"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-85\" style=\"width:260px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image.png 350w, https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/image-300x219.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Viper gave us minute-to-minute updates via the bluebird of news (Twitter), frantically tweeting that Daisy was chasing her. In good jest (and since clowns enjoy jokes) I asked if Viper had told Daisy it was &#8216;knife to meet her&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unfortunately, Daisy pulled a knife, a chainsaw, or an alleged hedge trimmer and continued to pursue Viper, with a few others asking if help was needed and where Viper&#8217;s location was so they could render aid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the last update, Viper Pride was safe and whole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remember Los Santos- If you happen to run into Daisy or her boyfriend Bingo (or any other actual clowns), be sure you offer candy and don&#8217;t run&#8211; they smell fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As most people know, clowns populate the city of Los Santos&#8211; and I don&#8217;t just mean politicians, but real face-painted, stripe-wearing clowns. One clown quite well known to the city is Daisy, and she lives near the pier in Los Santos. Now, much like bees, bears, and door-to-door salesmen, clowns also can smell fear and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":86,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[12],"ppma_author":[6],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment","tag-y"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Viper2.png","authors":[{"term_id":6,"user_id":2,"is_guest":0,"slug":"eightysix","display_name":"Eightysix","avatar_url":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/cropped-August-96x96.png","1":"","2":"","3":"","4":"","5":"","6":"","7":""}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/87"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lsdiatribes.newdayrp.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/ppma_author?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}